Someone who almost forced me to lose repect for their intellect (post-reading their thoughts) once wrote

'Gravity is not responsible for falling in love'

really? omg!...this is almost equal to proving E=mc sq.!! oooohhh!!!...
think of the superbly fashioned brain that must have come up with THAT!
i mean....out of ALL the inconsequential thoughts that dominate our mind...
it must be SO hard to think up such gems of knowledge...*i wipe my eyes at the selflessness displayed by sharing wisdom*

ahh....i think the train of sarcasm may have run out of steam..or maybe not...
sheesssshh..i am cultivating a deep disregard for the masses...esp ones i havent particularly been fond of...how very annoying to be assaulted by such idiocy...esp uncalled for...
yikes!...must go dunk head in toilet... *in robotic voice*
thats sure to be more 'fun' than subjecting myself to the above tornado(?) of intellect...
maybe they should invent a politically correct term for the not too smart..
and disguise it real well so they never figure out what it means...
something like..

ohh shes not dumb...*insert scandalised face*...
shes just lacking the correct dosage of hormone S which prevents
the grey matter from functioning as considered appropriate by the demands of society and
thus indulges in spurts of speech which may not completely be construed as.....
hopefully people would have, by then, either

a)lost interest
b)eaten their own ears to drown out the voice
c)jumped out of the building
d)grabbed a wine glass and subsequently taken off their shirt..
at which point..you wont really care either...

Best of luck either way..and remember to adorn yourself with nice uhh garments..
you never know when life may screw you over into grabbing that glass...
ciaooo ...