I-Claim-Ers

The Magic wand is waved

and the words of knowledge flow like wine.... *pause*.... starting now

And it has been claimed

-everything embarrassing you have Ever experienced, will be repeated... Over and over again, until you find a horse who grunts in French. Really.

-computers will always get a hard-to-erase virus, Yais Yais.. Even If you stop playing random games online.

-cursed are ipods for they always get buried underneath 12000 randomly tossed clothes. (pfft.)

-sneakers are sure to bring joy to (nearly)anyone who straps them on... (grin)

-movies are made for a higher purpose, they either make you cry/laugh/love or kick yourself for watching them. i prefer the laughter and the 'aww' producers feeee-rankly.

-doping will never be in fashion as long as living with grey cells is in Vogue.

-Literature will bring those pleasure who allow it to invade their life/dreams/bed and ultimately them. *crunch crunch, that hemingway sure tasted good*

Yes, i won't pretend this makes sense.
i scoff sense.
Sense and i are no longer friends.
I prefer, if you please, to shake hands with wit.
hello Wit.
*pause*...

(Wit walks away)
Yais Yais, now i'm alone.
(dumpee of sense and dumped by Wit)
*scrunches nose*
as if words matter... fragmented narratives are So In-Style i'll have you know.

(Disclaimer-okay, i still have a good-writing writers block)
But that wont really stop me from bouncing around and making my presence felt. Who knows when something super-hold-your-tummy-funny may pop out.
umm, okay.. you don't have to hold your breath for that.
Please?