Fictitous Meeting

okay....inspired by a very very close friend...i will shove dignity aside and put forth an almost fantastical scenario of the 'perfect' yet never-happening/deluded meeting with HIM...yes...the one who WILL make my heart go pitty pat and my palms sweat abonormally....whose eyes will make my body melt into this puddle of buttery mess...whose energy will drive me crazy!....enough about the fictional him....*dragging tongue back from the ground where it fell panting*.....only condition...it has to be semi-plausable so all hope is not lost!...Let us call the girl N!!!

PLACE-Theatre fest!
TIME-Evening
SITUATION-We just performed our Stage Play that N co-directed!!! (its a fantasy for gods sake!)

Audience:WooHoo.....awesum!...encore(okay so now we're in France....*thinking*....maybe not)

Us:modest blushes all around(Priyam mutters congratulations to herself)

N climbs down and goes out of the building for a breather
flushed with success N tries and understand just how precious this moment is
and how all the work has been worth it...

(N's narration begins)

a footstep is heard

this grungy looking guy is smoking behind me...
slightly more concious....i arrange my feet in a less tangled heap as casually as possible
while trying to see just how cute he is by pretending to look at the clock behind him...

'its 7.30' he murmers almost caressingly without looking at me
i freeze ....hes somehow managed to come right next to me while i eyed the clock
(stupid stupid me i curse....what is hes a psycho killer yelps my brain)

as i scramble for an answer he turns towards me...and i see...his eyes are black...not brown but black...a deep mesmerising i-cant-look-away black...i realize im gaping....

ohmigod ohmigoddddd....im sitting next to a sex god !!!!!!(screams my head)
N-(composedly) thanks

SG(Sex God)-so, i saw your play...nice bit of writing
(sits exactly 6 and half inches away from me...but whose measuring?)

N-(DO not say something stupid)thaaaanks *weird crooked half smiley* (why the f*** did u smile like that?)

SG-so who worked on the script (putting out his ciggie...with long lean tanned fingers i might add....jesus!!!)

N-uhh mostly S and ...(voice trails away as realization hits...Bloody hell hes gonna go to her now...no no no no nooooooo!)
....(no wait...hes not going...hes looking straight at me...i cant breathe...)

N-so what did u like about the play? (im not freakin lettin u go even if i gotta chain u here to a tree myself)

SG-well the interplay between...bla bla(intellectual nonsense which only makes me fall more deeply in love)

(appreciates all the right things and points out the less obvious errors)

we chat for 2.45 hours(ITS A FANTASY PEOPLE)....i get some semblance of sense in my words desperate to impress him and keep him just where he is....next to me!)

random guy walks in....'uhh Sir'....stops uncertainly as he sees us

(What???...Sir???....WTF!)
i turn to him in confusion

he casually turns ....then gives me a half smile.....a once over (ohbloodyfabuloso...those EYES!)....motions for me to stay where i am.....murmers 'dont take it too seriously' then leaps up and walks in with the guy

(It???? It??.....what It?...Us it?....Do we qualify as a Us???.....)

suddenly random guy comes out looking star struck.....takes a few deep breaths then comes next to me and sits down (what am i a sex goddess tonight?...wow...the perfume realllyyy works!)....wow im so jealous he pronounces!....you TALKED to him!!!...wow...

okay this isnt romantic and who d fk IS this guy?....i look closely...ahh its long lost friend from school who has recognized me....

RG/LLF-still breathing

N-(cautiously) so....umm...who....whats his name again?..i keep forgetting...

RG/LLF looks at me like im crazy!
'thats freakin Kunal Krikiminoshkar!!....seriously gurl you need to get your facts straight!imagine if he had known u didnt totally remember his name!...i mean after a guy wins 3 oscars he would expect people to remember every detail about him'

(well with a 2nd name that complicated who WOULD remember it? my hurt intellect argues!....so that was that...so much for my romance....all dreams shattered ....sigh...don't u DARE hope...accept that your gonna die a virgin with 5 dogs while your pet insects will eat your decaying body when no one comes to find you for 7 months)

RG/LLF is called and goes in...i think about my humiliation and rue ever being born

suddenly young kid approaches me and hands me a note
almost used to surprises i open it unthinkingly...its from HIM!!...gasp gasp...READ READ yell hormones!!!!!

Note(on clean crisp sheet) from SG/KK:i really regret our chat being cut short but unavoidable business called me away. Hope we can continue our chat some other time... I'm not completely sure how you will construe this but i would love to stay in touch with you. My numbers is 9********6. Text me whenever your free, i would hate to remain only partially informed about the benefits of keeping 2 dogs!...:)
Ps-by 'it' i meant what jargon your friend would probably sprout about my qualifications...and yes...we Do qualify as an 'Us'...)
Pps-do call me or in 5 days or i'll be forced to call you from the number i procured from the college!...:)

i read and faint with happiness...life!...go figure!
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FICTION!!!!!!!.....duh!
but pleasant nonetheless!...:P